Posts Tagged "humor"

Lemon Pepper Ruined My Would-Be Marriage

Posted by on Aug 30, 2012 in Cooking, Food, Writing | 7 comments

Lemon Pepper Ruined My Would-Be Marriage

I hate lemon pepper.  It knows good and damn well why I hate it, too. Out of all the spice blends, I detest this offender the most.  I’d like to tell myself it’s because of the artificial, metallic taste it imparts on whatever you sprinkle it on but, if I’m honest, I can trace my disdain all the way back to my college days.  College really tests the mettle of any budding foodie or home cook–you’re forced to scarf down Oliver Twist-like gruel in the cafeteria or get creative with a hot pot, some ramen noodles, and an accompanying packet of MSG-laden...

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Top 5 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Date a Chef

Posted by on Jul 26, 2012 in Chefs, Cooking, Food, Writing | 5 comments

Top 5 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Date a Chef

I was recently interviewed by a local publication and the interviewer asked me what kind of guy I usually date.  My mind immediately screamed “Chef!” and, while it sounds sexy, dating a chef is the complete opposite. I’m sure you’ve got some ridiculous idea of a tall, dark, handsome culinary god in your head–sleeves rolled up to reveal perfectly toned forearms, a kitchen towel slung over his shoulder, and a bead of sweat precariously perched over his furrowed brow while he concocts the perfect anniversary dinner.  Every girl has dreamed of her man whipping up a...

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